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my villagers have recently been calling me “shmoopy” as a nickname. I’m okay with this.

my villagers have recently been calling me “shmoopy” as a nickname. I’m okay with this.

I Touched Her Thigh And Death Smiled.

I Touched Her Thigh And Death Smiled.

Welcome To Star Drop!

Welcome To Star Drop!

Comadre

Comadre

Thelastfuckingunicorn: I Love How The Whole “Babies From Bone Marrow&Amp;Quot; Thing Is Making People Go “This Makes Men Unnecessary&Amp;Quot; And Men Are Getting So Upset It’s Really Fucking Annoying To Be Deemed Unnecessary And Reduced To Something Like

Thelastfuckingunicorn:  I Love How The Whole “Babies From Bone Marrow&Amp;Quot;

Cativity. Meow.

Cativity. Meow.

Norafox

Norafox

Witchyelf: Squiddad: Kacarrot Can Someone Make A Series Of These???  Kacarrot Vegetables And Radish? Ask And You Shall Receive

Witchyelf:  Squiddad:  Kacarrot  Can Someone Make A Series Of These???  Kacarrot

I'm Not Here

I'm Not Here

Put Up, Or Shut Up.

Put Up, Or Shut Up.

How I Get My Villagers To Move Out Asap.

How I Get My Villagers To Move Out Asap.

Doodledumpling: I Need Room, So I’m Giving Away My 2 Favorite Sets Of Furniture! I’m Picking Two Winners, 1St And 2Nd Place. 1St Place Gets First Pick Between The Furniture Sets. You Win What’s Displayed. There’s An Item List In The Captions.

Doodledumpling:  I Need Room, So I’m Giving Away My 2 Favorite Sets Of Furniture!

Helpfulharrie: Source: Sakimichan

Helpfulharrie:  Source: Sakimichan

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