drhanniballecter: orgasm: i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes I thought this said “Texas” and I was like “yeah.”

drhanniballecter: orgasm: i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes I thought this said “Texas” and I was like “yeah.”

Simpsons Did It

Glarcon: U Still Mad?

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Yall Niggas Is Weird

A Lifetime Looking Forward To Forget

Houses Of The Holy✿

Guy: Looks Like He Tryin To Think Of A Way To Tell Her She Can’t Stay The Night

Houses Of The Holy✿

Ladygagarbage: When You Masturbate Twice On The Same Day

Theodore's Wife

K1Mkardashian: Whenever A Friend Tells Me Another Friend’s Business I Be Like “Omg Tell Me Everything!! Details!!” Cuz I’m Nosy But In My Mind I Be Like “Hmmm Okay I Can’t Trust This Hoe….”

Yojesus: Beyoncé’s Message Behind Most Of Her Songs On Her Self-Entitled Album. Im Taking Notes, Mom

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