midnight-munchies420:I need to stop trying to plan my day. They never go how I want.

midnight-munchies420:I need to stop trying to plan my day. They never go how I want.

Claphne: A Lovely Hat

Zlayaevreika: Odumb: This Is A Giant Cucumber That We Found Hanging From A Tree On The Side Of The Road. I Tried It And It Was Disgusting So I Threw It In The Neighbors Hot Tub This Fruit Is Called Kigelia And It Is Poisonous. Good Job, Kiddo

Drama Llama

Ennuih: I’m Always Worried About Something. If I’m Not Worried About School, Then It’s About Money, My Appearence, My Future Or My Social Life Can I Please Calm The Fuck Down Already

(@Tyleroakley)

Anarchacannibalism:rosaluxmemeburg: Un-Contradiction: Where’s That Picture Of David Duchovny Gazing Longingly At Jar Jar Binks In A Picturesque Landscape Of An Alien Planet I Don’t Want To Believe Any More

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Coconutoil97: I Hate Him

All-Hail-Astro-Boy: Suddenlywolf: Straight Guys Are Absurd. I Once Asked One If They’d Kiss A Boy For $50,000 And They Said No. At That Point It’s Not Even Gay It’s Just The Best Option

Charlesfiasco:daveybaby:rossana:cumberbuddy:gvacamolly:petitbear:skittleoakley: Daughter Tells Her Dad He’s Going To Be A Grandpa [X] When He Says “Really” ;’) Never Leave This Un-Reblogged What A Dear Human Being He Is. Update! Omg

Alyxpanics:hart2Hartsquared:adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthoodshit You’re Kidding Me This Is Amazing

Sensual-Wanderlust:awwww-Cute: Here’s My Cat, Sitting On The Best Wedding Gift We Received - A Blanket With A Picture Of His Face On It I Thought This Was Someones Really Bad Photoshop Project

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