bb8s: If life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school. Sky High (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell

bb8s: If life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school. Sky High (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell

Sexhaver: Shirts, Socks, Underwear, And Shorts Are The “Meat” Of An Outfit Because You Feed Them To The Washing Machine After One Use. Jeans, Jackets, Scarves, And Some Hats Are Cartilage Because You Use Them A Few Times Before Washing Them. Shoes,

Tastefullyoffensive:same. (Via Katywellhousen)

Tastefullyoffensive: Never Skip Head Day. (Via Carterjagz)

When You Invite Me Over For Sex And There Are Other People In The House.

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Vatoprincesa: Don’t You Hate It When You’re Dead Inside And Run Out Of Apps To Refresh

Itsstuckyinmyhead: School And Tumblr

Spongebob Squarepants

Coyotebuegwater: Morefunthanb4: No!

Jamietheignorantamerican: Strike-Blade: Jamietheignorantamerican: I-Am-Momo-Senpai: Because She’s Deaf And Can Read Lips/Gestures. Which Explains Why She’s So Fearless And How Great Courage Is At Charades. Why Must You Hurt Me This Way That

Swedneck: Libertarirynn: I Stared At This For A Long While And Looked At The Notes Before I Realized He Had Photoshopped Himself As His Own Date. Which Is A Relief Because At First I Thought He Was Dating A Twin Or Someone Who Looked Freakishly Like

Theythemthemself: What Makes A Baby By Cory Silverberg Answers The Popular Question, “Where Do Babies Come From?” Using Gender Neutral And Non-Cissexist Language.

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