just-shower-thoughts: If blinks were audible, the world would be a much more unpleasant place.

just-shower-thoughts: If blinks were audible, the world would be a much more unpleasant place.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Sperm Cells Ram Themselves Against The Egg Wall In Order To Weaken It So It Can Be Impregnated, Usually Destroying Themselves. So We’re Not Actually Made From The Fastest Sperm, We’re All Made From The Mildly Lazy Sperm That

Tinderventure: To Be Fair, Her Profile Said She Liked Dark Humor…

Slightmood: Society If Toad Wasn’t Designed With A Diaper And A Vest As His Outfit

Jervae: Librarychair: Neopetsuser: Mazapanlesbian: Mazapanlesbian: Growing Up Fat, You Get Made Fun Of For Everything You Do, Even Basic Shit Like Eating And Laughing And Breathing Are Funny When You Do It Because Youre Fat! And Its So Hard To Not

Twitterlols:this Is Incredible

Segagigadrive: Magiashley: Obsoletetrillion: Bobonic-Plaque: Obsoletetrillion: Bobonic-Plaque:

Billnihilism: Honestly, I Fucking Hate The Use Of “Bodies” In Place Of “People.” My Body Was Not Harmed, I Was Harmed. Misogyny Is Not An Action Against My Female Body, It Is An Action Against Me.

Powerful-Genderwitch-Nea: Severalowls: Zonecassette: Eggcup: That Thing About How Removing The Middle 2 Panels Of A Cad Comic Makes It Funnier Is True Holy Shit I Can’t Even Imagine What Meaningless Filler Went Into Panels 2-3. Oh My God These

Yelnatszeroni: Notreewaits: Toddlers Are So Pure. She Doesn’t Understand That We Help Her With Certain Things Because She’s Little. She Thinks That Everyone Just Helps Each Other Like That. So She Tries To Blow On My Food And Cut It Up For Me And

Marikyubi: Sassenach-Scot: Kelpls: It’s October It’s Not October But I Can’t Not Reblog This I Love It I Love It

They Really Let Freud Say Any Dumbass Shit He Wanted, Huh

Lieutenant-Sapphic:today My Third Eye Was Blown Wide Open,

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