beyoncescock:pay me an extra $20 so when approached i’ll quietly whisper with my head lowered down, “it’s done” then i’ll secretly smile and walk away

beyoncescock:pay me an extra $20 so when approached i’ll quietly whisper with my head lowered down, “it’s done” then i’ll secretly smile and walk away

Callmedaddy-42: Maraca-Owl: Bodyglitter: I Love This Girl Kejskdjsk You Forgot The Best One! This Is Beebinch!!! She’s On Instagram Twitter And Tiktok And She Does Incredible Work. Give Her A Follow You Won’t Regret It Seriously Y’all

Beyoncescock:sometimes My Younger Brother Knocks On My Door Just To Show Me His Butt Which Pisses Me Off So Much Because Why Would You Do That?!?!!

Snuv:

Wereralph: Violaslayvis: Old Men On Grindr: “Want To Be My Piss Slave? Daddy Wants To Teach You A Lesson You Dirty Slut” Me: Adding Video To Text Posts Was An Incredible Gift

Frankbainimarama: Bussyclench: Hoebutmadefashion: Airrogance: Iamweiner: Thighclapper: Vijara: Rip To The Thousands Of Turkeys Being Slaughtered In The Name Of “Giving Thanks” And “Peace On Earth”. And Rip To All The Native Americans Who

Chrisflemingfleming: Several Years Ago I Threw My Sister An Engagement Party And Wanted To Make It Special

Fluffmugger: Fyeahmarvel: Jeff Goldblum’s Priceless Reaction To The Potential Marvel / Sony Split That’s A Man Who Simultaneously Could Not Give A Shit And Also Wants All The Salt You Have.

Fluffygif: Credit: 20Pawsdaily

Butchsandwich: Dankmemeuniversity: This Conjures A Mental Image Of A Guy Driving Down The Road, Minding His Own Business, When The Cat Pops Up Next To Him, He Starts Screaming, The Cat Starts Screaming.

Citizen-Zero: Skarchomp: Nobody On Tumblr Knows How To Just Enjoy A Bad Movie It Always Has To Be Some Secret Masterpiece That The Critics Just Don’t Understand Or Some Other Wild Shit To Be Fair I Don’t Think Anyone Here Knows How To Enjoy Anything

Insomniac-Arrest: Insomniac-Arrest: Where Are The Scene Kids Of The Next Generation??? The Goth Girls In Tutus And Pants With Chains On Them?? The Emos And Kids Wearing Naruto Cosplay To School And Finger-Less Gloves With Combat Boots? Aren’t Y’all

Ed-Longshanks:

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