if i were dating you... i would break up with you in the mall food court and get a giant cookie cake from great american cookies to celebrate

if i were dating you... i would break up with you in the mall food court and get a giant cookie cake from great american cookies to celebrate

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Five Times, Motherfucker. Five Times.

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Dollyswitch: Why I Often Do Multiple Takes When Filming Videos…

Mescalineforbreakfast: I’m Crying

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