sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ

sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ

Captainpoe: What Do You Mean The Doors Stuck, Try Jiggling The Handle.

Creepyyeha: Creepyyeha

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Sexual Feelings

Woman1924: I Have The Faintest Ache In My Chest Gently Nagging Me Every Single Day. I’m So Tired Of Feeling Unsettled. At What Point Does Your Life Start To Piece Itself Together? The Neverending Chronicles Of A Late-Twenties-Something-Woman Who Is

🍆 Dongs &Amp; Bongs 🌿

Latenightalaska: Jasonfnsaint: Billy Madison (1995) “Man, I’m Glad I Called That Guy!” Instead Of All Those Cheesy Bullying Posters Around School We Should Just Post This

Hey, Disney Lovers!

The-Long-Dog: And So I Wake In The Morningand I Step Outsideand I Take A Deep Breath And I Get Real High And I Screm

My 3 Main Moods:

Spinejackel: I Recently Found My “Gold” Hammer After Misplacing It. It’s My Favorite Tool Ever Because It Looks Like A Regular Hammer Trying To Be Fancy, But Then You Twist Both Halves And Unscrew It To Find A Flat-Head Screwdriver In The Middle.

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