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Dear-Travis: Kenyatta: As A 4 Year Old, This Was The Funniest Thing I’d Ever Seen. I Think I Talked About It For Days. This Is Still Funny To Me.

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Scott-Pilgrimage: Whosromeo: I Think It’s Cute When Someone Admits They Have A Crush On You I Think It’s A Fucking Miracle

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Celesgami: Wot4: Good Lord Is It Bird O’clock Already? My Grandma Has This Clock And I Find It Important To Inform You All That Every Hour It Makes The Bird Call Sound Of The Bird Of The Hour

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Unexplained-Events: Ladies And Gentlemen….A Spring-Loaded Dick In A Box From The 1800S. It Made For A Great Gift

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Camo-Zamboni: Camo-Zamboni: Camo-Zamboni: My Roommate And His Girlfriend Got In The Shower Together And They’re… Talking About Politics? I Was Expecting To Hear “Oh God, Harder,” Not “George Washington Was Entirely Correct In His Prediction

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