cosimas-deactivated20140625: When the spraying stops, count to five, pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?

cosimas-deactivated20140625: When the spraying stops, count to five, pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?

Orlandobloomers: People Used To Have To Paint Their Own Selfies

(Don’t Laugh!)

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Laurenmani: I Am Nothing Special, Of This I Am Sure. I Am A Common Man With Common Thoughts And I’ve Led A Common Life. There Are No Monuments Dedicated To Me And My Name Will Soon Be Forgotten, But I’ve Loved Another With All My Heart And Soul,

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Chained To A Comet.

Efapping: When Your Mom Tells You Shes Picking Up Fast Food

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You've Reached The House Of Unrecognized Talent

Saidthecat: I Got My Roommate Sick On Her Birthday And She Wrote A Song About It

Cellar Door.

Chucknoblet-Deactivated20160615: It’s Almost As If He Found A Way To Simulate Amnesia.

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