i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”

i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”

I Hate Tombs

Cunt-Candle: I Cant Tell If Im Really Nice But Secretly An Asshole Or An Asshole But Secretly Really Nice

Too-Stoned-To-Remember: I Drunkkk Wayyyyy Too Much Lel

Thisgodawfulshittyfeeling: I Was Bored So I Did A Thing

We Have Always Been Meant To Burn Together

Dead In The Head

Caseyanthonyofficial: I Cant Wait Until This Generation Is Running For Public Office Theres Going To Be So Much Shit Old Facebook Updates And Twitter Updates A Million Dick Pictures

Vivrant Thing

Princesconsuela: They’re Still Not Coming On, Man! And The Lotion And The Powder Have Made A Paste!

Nicoosuxx: Want.

Thestonemask: Aggressively Collects Money In A Video Game Never Buys Anything With It

Brigwife: I Wanna Be 50’S Housewife With Aprons And Pincurls But I Wanna Be A Nerdgirl With Oversized T-Shirts And Messy Hair But I Wanna Be An Elf With Long Hair And Flowy Dresses But I Wanna Be A Ninja-Pirate-Wizard But I Want To Be A Little School

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