officialunitedstates: when the aliens come and they see that we’ve been doing miss universe pageants without inviting them for the past fifty years they are gonna be so mad

officialunitedstates: when the aliens come and they see that we’ve been doing miss universe pageants without inviting them for the past fifty years they are gonna be so mad

Armatureart: The Party’s All Here

Never, In Fact, Homeless

Theunvanquishedzims: The Police Walk In And You’re Wearing The One On The Left. When They Tell You He’s Dead You Gasp Daintily, Excuse Yourself For A Moment, Then Come Back In The One On The Right.

Happy Autumnal Equinox

Only The Good Stuff

Temple Of Ginger

Temple Of Ginger

The World Of Dr. Orloff!

The Pie Shops By Cardboard America

Meanwhile, At My Other House In Moldavia

Temple Of Ginger

Vintage Vixen Obsessed

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