*sees giant spider in bedroom* *pretends it’s not there* *freak out when spider cannot be found* *repeat each night* These are my stories

sees giant spider in bedroom pretends it’s not there freak out when spider cannot be found repeat each night These are my stories

There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Fucking Mosquito That Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Fucking Die And Has Been Flying Around My Room For Days Now. I Will Kill This Fucker If It&Amp;Rsquo;S The Last Thing I Do. The Streets Will Run Red With Its Blood.

How To Stand Out As An Sb

My Host Mom Served Us Calamari Spaghetti For Dinner (Which Is Actually Really Good) But I Think She Gave Us Bad Fish Because I Just Sat In The Toilet For 20 Minutes Blowing It Up And Afterwards I Ended Up Puking Up My Entire Dinner I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sweating

I Want &Quot;Elle Woods Getting Into Harvard Law&Quot; Level Determination

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Love Trumps Hate.

Shah-Zaadi:bshw:angel-514:Ablacknation:hollyselfe:littlejunibee:blasianxbri: Thetpr: Withallthatpinkon: Knowledgeequalsblackpower: Rip Trayvon Martin Gives Me Chills He Didn’t Do A Damn Thing Wrong I’m Gonna Reblog This Every Time I See It Because

Things That Would Be Nice At 4 Am

Zayn Malik - You And I (Highnote Acapella)

All I Ever Wanted Was The World

Stay-Cool-Millie:kateoplis:“Wife Of The Master Mural Painter Gleefully Dabbles In Works Of Art”Frida’s Response:“Of Course He Does Pretty Well For A Little Boy, But It Is I Who Am The Big Artist.”Going To A Lecture On This Queen. So Excite!

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