professor-whom: I don’t know if it’s funnier if you read it as “My ass open at 6 am” or “McDonalds; YASSS open at 6 am”

professor-whom: I don’t know if it’s funnier if you read it as “My ass open at 6 am” or “McDonalds; YASSS open at 6 am”

Sarcasticks: Is Fuck Off An Emotion

Rneerkat: Dont Ever Call Ur Date Honey In Front Of Bees, They Do Not Understand The Concept Of Nicknames And Will Viciously Attack Your Girlfriend In Hope Of Getting Back What Was Taken From Them

The-Internet-Goddess: If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Hit The First Pole In Flappy Bird

Cokemoves: Itsamemarielle: The Only Valentines Present I Will Accept Perfectttt

Meadowkitten: Points To Ur Lap Is This Seat Taken

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Rlyhigh: What

Dubstepfordads: If Puppies Could Talk I Would Never Even Want To Try And Make Human Friends Ever Again Maybe People Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Communicate With Animals Because We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Supposed To Need Other People.

Sparklefap: I Just Sent My Somewhat-Drunk Boyfriend A Picture He Was Like “Wow You Look Pretty Good” It Was A Brownie I Sent Him A Picture Of A Brownie

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Kquan808: Let’s Spread The Aloha.

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