Fuckyeahpokevillains: Kids Today Are So Spoiled. Back In My Day We Had To Fap To Giovanni’s Mysterious Silhouette And Now He Just Runs Around Willy-Nilly In A Goddamn Speedo.
legalizeforeskin: spiderandthefly: Pornstar Colby Keller explains how to give the best gift of all: The blow job. Filing this under “how to properly hold two onions and a cucumber in one hand”.
