sensitivewhiteboy: I knew you were trouble when you walked in but I dated you anyway so I could write another bajillion dollar album about it

sensitivewhiteboy: I knew you were trouble when you walked in but I dated you anyway so I could write another bajillion dollar album about it

Sensitivewhiteboy: The Teenage White Girl Version Of Suffering

~Ugh~

Sensitivewhiteboy: Apparently When My Dad Was A Little Kid He Heard Someone Call Someone Else A Homo So He Went Up To His Friend And Asked Him “Hey Do You Know What A Homo Is?” And His Friend Said “My Parents Just Said That It’s When Two Guys

Sensitivewhiteboy: Is It Just Me Or Did Entire Glaciers Melt During The Span Of Anne Hathaway’s Acceptance Speech

So He Calls Me Up And He’s Like “I Still Love You” And I’m Like “Which One Are You?”

Sensitivewhiteboy: People Wonder Why I’m So Immune To Horror Movies And Honestly It’s Because I’ve Seen Whoopi Goldberg As The Cheshire Cat In The Live Action Version Of Alice In Wonderland And There Is Nothing More Terrifying Than That

Sensitivewhiteboy: Sorry But I Only Follow Horse Blogs

Sensitivewhiteboy: Introduction: A Lot Of People Followed Me Because Of A Video I Posted That Doesn’t Even Belong To Me Body: The Kardashians Are All Famous For Putting Their Names Things That They Didn’t Make Conclusion: I Am A Kardashian

Sensitivewhiteboy: Imagine If Humans Scratched Themselves The Same Way As Dogs

Sensitivewhiteboy: Apparently I Was The Only Person In My Immediate Family Who Wasn’t Baptized, No Wonder I Ended Up Gay

Sensitivewhiteboy: I Feel Like Some Guys Are Always Doomed To Be The Rebound Guy

Sensitivewhiteboy: My Friend Just Asked Me If Starfish Die

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