theweezey: I could never be a stand up comedian I would never get through set because I’d be laughing so hard at what I was about to say

theweezey: I could never be a stand up comedian I would never get through set because I’d be laughing so hard at what I was about to say

Prouvairie: Right Now, Someone Is Falling In Love. Someone Is Having Their First Kiss And Getting The Butterflies In Their Stomach. Someone Is Holding Their Newborn Baby. Someone’s Having A Birthday. Someone Is Laughing So Hard Their Stomach Hurts.

❀ Sweetest Witch ❀

❀ Sweetest Witch ❀

Hobbits-And-Destiel: Skeletonwang: That Is Not A Dog That Is The Continent Of Australia Clifford Went Through A Goth Phase

Chosenprat: I Punched A Guy Bc He Was Making Rape Jokes And One Of The Things He Said Was “What’s The Difference Between Yes And No? Nothing” So I Asked Him If He’d Care If I Punched Him In The Face And He Said Yes But I Did It Anyway Since

❀ Sweetest Witch ❀

❀ Sweetest Witch ❀

❀ Sweetest Witch ❀

❀ Sweetest Witch ❀

Meladoodle: Last Christmas We Bought A Fake Christmas Tree And The Guy Behind The Counter Said To My Dad ‘Are You Going To Put It Up Yourself?’ And My Dad Said ‘Dont Be Disgusting… Im Going To Put It In The Living Room’

Acidic-Sunshine: Lunquelle: Indie/Gypsy☼Models And A Pretty Vibe☼

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