freecie1: soheresathing: my club penguin relationship with sillypaul1 just didn’t work out was i too pushy??? god fucking damn it paul

freecie1: soheresathing: my club penguin relationship with sillypaul1 just didn’t work out was i too pushy??? god fucking damn it paul

Jimmynovakancy: I Am 9000% Convinced That Drinks Taste Better When Consumed Using A Straw.

Kalories: Instead Of Getting Periods Can Girls Just Get A Text Once A Month From Nature Saying “You’re Not Pregnant Have A Nice Day”

Mar-La-Mode: Sex-With-Cats: Writing “Sorry” At The Bottom Of Your Math Test I Did This Once And He Wrote “Its Ok “

Piewinchesters: Whoatakeiteasyman: “This Update Requires That You Restart Your Compu-“ Your Url Makes This 567758654 Times Funnier

Mintmeow: I’ve Got 99 Problems And Being A Decaying Organism That’s Born To Die In A Society Run By Money That I Can’t Escape Is One Of Them

Artistvspoet: Thigh Gap Thigh Ga Thigh G Thigh Thig Thi Th Thr Thre Three Three Slices Of Pizza

Darrynek: I Threw A Party Once. Threw It Really Far. Like 200 Feet

Nue: I Hate When I Walk Into Class Late And Everyone Just Turns And Stares At Me Like I Killed Two People When I Obviously Killed Seven

Notgoingtosaygoodbye: Combeferret: Combeferret: Who Was The Roundest Knight At King Arthur’s Round Table Sir Cumference Get Out

R0Wdyruff: Help Me, I Am Trapped In A Haiku Factory Save Me, Before They

Thiefkings: Thiefkings: Thiefkings: My New Years Resolution Is Not To Murder Any Of My Classmates Wait That Makes It Sound Like I Have Previously Murdered Some Of Them My New Years Resolution Is To Continue This Streak Of Not Having Murdered Any

Chekhov: Rosa Parkour Leaping Over Segregation

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