jimmynovakancy: I am 9000% convinced that drinks taste better when consumed using a straw.

jimmynovakancy: I am 9000% convinced that drinks taste better when consumed using a straw.

Kalories: Instead Of Getting Periods Can Girls Just Get A Text Once A Month From Nature Saying “You’re Not Pregnant Have A Nice Day”

Mar-La-Mode: Sex-With-Cats: Writing “Sorry” At The Bottom Of Your Math Test I Did This Once And He Wrote “Its Ok “

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Mintmeow: I’ve Got 99 Problems And Being A Decaying Organism That’s Born To Die In A Society Run By Money That I Can’t Escape Is One Of Them

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Darrynek: I Threw A Party Once. Threw It Really Far. Like 200 Feet

Nue: I Hate When I Walk Into Class Late And Everyone Just Turns And Stares At Me Like I Killed Two People When I Obviously Killed Seven

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R0Wdyruff: Help Me, I Am Trapped In A Haiku Factory Save Me, Before They

Thiefkings: Thiefkings: Thiefkings: My New Years Resolution Is Not To Murder Any Of My Classmates Wait That Makes It Sound Like I Have Previously Murdered Some Of Them My New Years Resolution Is To Continue This Streak Of Not Having Murdered Any

Chekhov: Rosa Parkour Leaping Over Segregation

Maozedung: “…But You May Work Alone If You Wish.”

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