nachobragers: i have some sort of internal clock that causes me to sigh every 5 minutes exactly

nachobragers: i have some sort of internal clock that causes me to sigh every 5 minutes exactly

The Lazy Yogi

Webmddoctor: Nobody Understands My Humor And It Makes Me So Mad

Unclefather: Yeah, I’m Counting Calories. I’m Trying To Beat My High Score.

Gallifreyangel: Pumpkinpie-Love: Yesterday We Went To See The Hobbit And An Old Man Around 70 Came And Sat Down In The Row In Front Of Us. He Shook Hands With The Boy Sitting Next To Him And Told Him That This Was His Favorite Book When He Was A Teen

Never Trust Anyone Who Can Bite An Ice Cream Without Flinching That Shit’s Not Natural

Kings-Among-Runaways: Can We Just Talk About How Amazing Anne Hathaway Is For A Second?! Seriously. Someone Takes A Photo Under Her Dress As She’s Getting Out Of A Car. She Happens To Not Be Wearing Underwear. And In An Interview Matt Lauer Immediately

Atols-Deactivated20120628: “Sadness Only Leaves Me Exhausted, I’d Rather Feel Nothing.”

Jacquemousse

Jirasol: Theuppitynegras: Ohfuckitszombieoprah: Nevver: Tony Hawk Is It Weird That His Gray Hair In The Bottom Photo Made Me Sad? I Feel So Old Now Daang The Last Time I Saw Him Was On The Children’s Version Of Punk’d On Nickelodeon

Phantomdoodler: How Dare You Ignore Me When I Was About To Ignore You First

Jacquemousse

Unclefather: Things People Have Yelled In A Bath And Body Works Store: “What The Fuck Is A Eucalyptus” “This Smells Like My Grandma” “What The Fuck Does “Wood” Smell Like” “This Is Bullshit I’m Going Home”

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