wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

Whorusszahhak: Run Blog???? No!!!! Too Fast!!!! Too Danger!!!!! Walk Blog Carefully

Nue: 40 Year Old White Father Voice Hey Sport

Confusedtree: I Really Like Clique Because It Sounds Really Tough And Full Of Bravado But It’s Actually Jay-Z, Big Sean And Kanye Talking About How Fond Of Their Friends They All Are And It’s Very Cute

Methlabrador: Ah Yes, Rap Music. I Listened To A Lot Of Bigger Smalls And Two Pack In My Day. Used To Skateboard Around. Used To Smoke Some Illegal Drug Cigarettes. Do Some Drunk Beer. Yes, I Was Living Wild And Free

Perfunctory: It’s So Cute When You Talk To Someone A Lot And Then You Notice The Little Phrases That You Use And The Stupid Little Things You Say Slipping Into Their Vocabulary More And More

Nonomella: That Terrifying Moment When Everything Is Happily Resolved But The Book Still Has 200 Pages Left

Misumipyon: Maybe This Year Ill Find A Boyfriend [Audience Laughs In The Background]

Fourlittlehobbits: When It Comes To Reading I’m Either Reading 400 Pages A Day Or Taking A Month To Read 200 There Is No Inbetween

Thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff You Like?

Mirobella: This Is My Favourite Thing On The Internet Look The One On The Left Is Having A Casual Conversation And Then The One On The Right Just Goes And Kisses Them And Runs Off Cos They’re Scared If This Isn’t The Best Thing You’ve Seen Today

Lastofthetimeladies: Omg I Get So Flustered When People Are Like “I Am Going To Give You A Present” Because I’m Just That Is So Nice Of You Like You Honestly Dont Have To Do That You Magnificent Human Being You Are So Nice Dont Waste Your Presents

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