2073: just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me

2073: just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me

Holysheerios: Letting Your Parents Listen To Your Favorite Music Is So Much Like Bringing A Boyfriend Home For Approval But Marginally More Important

Urbancatfitters: Why Dont Clothes Just Wash Themselves Jeez Theyre So Lazy I Have To Do Everything Around Here

Oldrockstars: Becoming Older Than 10 Years Old Was The Biggest Mistake Of My Life.

Thinsquids: I Love Seeing People Walking By With Little Smiles On Their Face Because Something Small Happened That Made Them Happy. Maybe They Got A Cute Text, Maybe They Got Laid, Maybe They Killed A Man. You Will Never Know.

Caseyanthonyofficial: Why Do People Never Want To Tell You Their Middle Name Like Who Gives A Shit Its Not A Nuclear Launch Code Its Your Damn Name

Youvebeen-Loki-D: Youvebeen-Loki-D: What Do You Call It When Batman Skips Church? Christian Bale

Virginityonhigh: Can’t Wait For The Generation Of Grandmas With Winged Eyeliner

Meladoodle: What If Guys Came Coffee… I’ll Have One Ejaculatte Please

Maddishly: Mosaics Are Made From Broken Pieces But They’re Still Works Of Art And So Are You

Anus: Anus: Friends Are Like Trampolines Ive Never Had One But They Look Fun

Ryannxp: Irisowl: So I Walked Into The Dentist This Morning. My Dentist Asked Me How My Weekend Was. I Said “Good, I Watched Captain America Last Night. I Really Liked It.” And My Dentist Says “Oh, My Son Is In That Movie.” At First I Thought

Frickityspooks: Giveaway Time! What You Win: My Love Please Take It Please Enter Im So Alone

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