blisssfullypainful: I had this ex boyfriend who had a weird fetish. He would dress up like himself and be a fucking asshole

blisssfullypainful: I had this ex boyfriend who had a weird fetish. He would dress up like himself and be a fucking asshole

Hungarian: We All Know At Least 1 Asian Kevin

Wearweare: I Dont Need A Boyfriend To Keep Me Warm This Winter I Need A Givenchy Aw13 Black Velvet Jacket With Leather Shoulder Detailing

Angrybagel: Angrybagel: “No Homo” I Scream At My Dog Homo As He Shits On The Carpet I Made This Up For Notes I Dont Even Have A Dog

Eggsammich: You Know When You Accidentally Close An Important Tab And You Feel Like You Dropped A Baby Off A Cliff

Officialstevenmeisel: Me On Thanksgiving Awaiting My Guests

Slenclerman: I Was At A Farmers Market With My Mom And She Was Buying Berries But There Was A Hotdog Stand And There Was A Really Cute Boy Working There And I Got Nervous And Said “Can I Buy Your Hotdog” And He Kinda Looked At Me And Chuckled Nervously

Wifihotspot: Start A Mosh Pit At My Funeral Or We Aren’t Real Friends

Eternxl: K—Swan: Christmas Is So Much Worse As You Get Older It’s Like “What Do You Want This Year?” “A Sense Of Purpose”

Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt: Booochica: Booochica: Petition To Change The Pride Flag To Pastel Colors Because That Shit Is Easier On The Eyes ✞☯Follow For More Soft Homo☯✞

Dannerzz: I Fucking Hate Dating Nerds One Single Time I Wore A Star Wars Shirt To See A Dude And He Was Like, “Wow Are U Wearing That To Impress Me” And I Said, “Star Wars Episode 4 Was Seen By Approximately 110 Million People During Its Initial

Hatin: Do You Ever Get In The Mood Where You Really Need To Listen To Loud Music

Okchristmasgang: B)

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