Mr. Crude Lowered His Camera From His Eye And Said, “You Look Uncomfortable, Sabrina! What’s Wrong?”Sabrina Rolled Her Eyes And Said, “I’ve Got Sand In My Thong, Dammit!”He Scanned The Area And Then Said, “You Could Take It Off.”Sabrina
: Mr. Crude got a surprise when he arrived at Emily’s house. Instead of Emily greeting him at the door, it was her mother.“Hello! You must be Mr. Crude, Emily’s professor! I’m her mother, Jenna. Come right in,” she said.Once inside, Jenna invited
