Lydia, one of Mr. Crude’s neighbors, invited him to her private Christmas party.

Lydia, one of Mr. Crude’s neighbors, invited him to her private Christmas party.

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Spikyknee: Be Happy Everyone Blue Christmas.

The Never Ending Story

Emma Stood In Front Of Her Christmas Tree And Asked Mr. Crude, &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Like My Tree?&Amp;Rdquo;He Grinned And Answered, &Amp;Ldquo;I Hadn&Amp;Rsquo;T Noticed It Until Just Now, But Yes, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Very Pretty&Amp;Hellip; Just Like You!&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T You Get The Memo, Mr. Crude? It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Costume Party! I Guess You&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Just Have To Strip Down And Be A Naked Santa.&Amp;Rdquo;

As Amy Lay On The Floor In Front Of The Christmas Tree She Said To Mr. Crude, &Amp;Ldquo;I Hope You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Going To Unwrap Me Soon.&Amp;Rdquo;

How Loopy Is That

A Brief History Of Festivus: A Holiday For The Rest Of Usthe Story Of That First Festivus Is A Simple One. Many December 23Rd&Amp;Rsquo;S Ago, A Great Man Named Frank Costanza Went To Buy A Doll For His Son. He Reached For The Last One, But So Did Another

Sabrina, Emma And Bella Attacked Santa Crude And Gave Him Quite A Scare. As He Later Found Out, They Had No Intention Of Hurting Him. Rather, They Placed Dildos On The Ends Of Their Power Tools And Invited Him To Test The Toys On Each Of Them.

Lauren Presented Her Home Baked Cookies To Mr. Crude And Asked, &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Think Santa Will Enjoy These?&Amp;Rdquo;He Smiled And Replied, &Amp;Ldquo;If You Mean The Cookies, Most Likely He Will.&Amp;Rdquo;

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