How Loopy Is That

How Loopy Is That

A Brief History Of Festivus: A Holiday For The Rest Of Usthe Story Of That First Festivus Is A Simple One. Many December 23Rd&Amp;Rsquo;S Ago, A Great Man Named Frank Costanza Went To Buy A Doll For His Son. He Reached For The Last One, But So Did Another

Sabrina, Emma And Bella Attacked Santa Crude And Gave Him Quite A Scare. As He Later Found Out, They Had No Intention Of Hurting Him. Rather, They Placed Dildos On The Ends Of Their Power Tools And Invited Him To Test The Toys On Each Of Them.

Lauren Presented Her Home Baked Cookies To Mr. Crude And Asked, &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Think Santa Will Enjoy These?&Amp;Rdquo;He Smiled And Replied, &Amp;Ldquo;If You Mean The Cookies, Most Likely He Will.&Amp;Rdquo;

Hailey Wanted To Give Mr. Crude A Very Special Gift For Christmas.

Julie And Beth Got Up Early So They Could Get Started Opening Their Presents.

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As Valentina Tugged On The Waistband Of Her Thong She Looked Into Mr. Crude&Amp;Rsquo;S Eyes And Asked, &Amp;Ldquo;Want A Little Peek At What I&Amp;Rsquo;M Giving You?&Amp;Rdquo;

Lily Shushed Mr. Crude And Then Told Him To Sit Down On The Sofa And Get Ready To Receive Her Gift To Him.

Jessica, Nikki And Amy Decided To Pool Their Resources And Give Mr. Crude A Very Special Group Gift.&Amp;Ldquo;We Hope You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have Plans To Be Anywhere Else &Amp;Lsquo;Cause This May Take A Long, Long Time.&Amp;Rdquo;

Ivy Grinned And Asked Mr. Crude, &Amp;Ldquo;Ready To Open Your Present? Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Worry&Amp;Hellip; I Have A Bottle Of Lube Under The Tree.&Amp;Rdquo;

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