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This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why

This chair why is this chair why  Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate.

Yep, Still The Ugliest Hat Ever&Amp;Hellip;Maybe She&Amp;Rsquo;S Praying For God To Give Her Better Taste In Headgear&Amp;Hellip; Also Guess Who Had Another Photoshoot This Weekend, I Will At Some Point Soon Subject You To More Pictures Of Myself, Mwahahahaaaa

Yep, Still The Ugliest Hat Ever&Amp;Hellip;Maybe She&Amp;Rsquo;S Praying For God

Elzebrook: Photography By Bruce Jenkins Hair/Makeup/Model Is Me I’M So Fucking Cute I Don’T Even Know What To Do With Myself. ^_^ New Shots Up Over At My Personal Tumblr. In Case The 300 Or So New Followers I Suddenly Developed Over The Last Month

Elzebrook:   Photography By Bruce Jenkins Hair/Makeup/Model Is Me  I’M So

Nonsensical Painted Backdrop: Check Incredibly Awkward Posing: Check Horrible Patterned Fabric: Check Glorious Waxed Mustache: Check Mod Contentedly Sighing Because This Feels Like Coming Home: Check

Nonsensical Painted Backdrop: Check Incredibly Awkward Posing: Check Horrible Patterned

Elzebrook: Photography By Bruce Jenkins Model/Hair/Makeup Is Me These Make Me Feel Like I’M In Some Modern Fairy Tale Au. I Like It. Ok, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Done Reblogging This Shoot Now. Probably.

Elzebrook:   Photography By Bruce Jenkins Model/Hair/Makeup Is Me  These Make Me

Everything About This Picture Is Just&Amp;Hellip;So Awkward.

Everything About This Picture Is Just&Amp;Hellip;So Awkward.

I Really Have Nothing To Say, I Just Think These Ladies Are Adorable.

I Really Have Nothing To Say, I Just Think These Ladies Are Adorable.

Vintage-Eros: A Victorian Threesome Circa 1870S Europe, From The Antique Erotica Vaults At Deltaofvenus.com. I Swear To God I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Seen That Couch And That Ottoman In Another Picture. Sometimes I Think There Were Only, Like, Three Different Studios

Vintage-Eros:  A Victorian Threesome Circa 1870S Europe, From The Antique Erotica

I Live In Hope That One Day I Will Come Across A Picture From This Set That Has Oral Sex Happening, So I Can Make Some Sort Of &Amp;Ldquo;____, It&Amp;Rsquo;S What&Amp;Rsquo;S For Dinner&Amp;Rdquo; Joke.

I Live In Hope That One Day I Will Come Across A Picture From This Set That Has Oral

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Antique-Erotic: I…Have…No Idea.â This Is Without Doubt One Of The Oddest Efforts At Being Erotic That The Previous Century Ever Offered Up. I&Amp;Hellip;What&Amp;Hellip; I Mean, We&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Seen Some Weird Stuff On This Tumblr, My Dears, But This Is&Amp;Hellip;

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