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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:thempress:People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You

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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:thempress:People look down on McDonald’s employees but

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Lggyzalea:  When You’re Out With Your Friends And Someone Really Hot Walks By 

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Dragonpajamas:*Puts The Difficulty On Easy Because I Know Who I Am And I Enjoy Having

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Rum: Accents Are The Different Fonts Of Language

Rum:  Accents Are The Different Fonts Of Language

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Hijerking:  Mom: You Need To Learn How To Cook For Yourselfme:

Iphonevevo: When The Person Who Volunteers To Read Is Completely Illiterate   

Iphonevevo:  When The Person Who Volunteers To Read Is Completely Illiterate   

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Baracknobama:  “Do You Like Money?” “¥€$”

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Flewor:  “Was That Awkward Eye Contact Or Were We Checking Eachother Out” - A

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