whatacryd0nnie: “remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

whatacryd0nnie: “remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

Jadedarsenic: As Promised, The Best Slides From My Geometry Presentation. I Presented This In Front Of The Entire Class And The Teacher, Who Recorded It.

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I Just Spent 2 Hours Painting Ma Nails And They Look Like Little Pieces Of Shit

Kevinprices: Okay So For Mythology Each Of Us Was Assigned A Different Greek God And We Have To Make A Poster With An Image Of That God And Mine Was Dionysus And I Just Googled Dionysus And Found This Picture Look At This Dude Hes A Fucking Baby And

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Laughoutloudrightnow: Zackisontumblr: Why Did The Little Girl Drop Her Lollipop?Because She Got Hit By A Bus Do We Rip The Girl Or The Lollipop?

180Mph: “U Are Pretty Hot!” I Said To The Stove.. The Stove Did Not Respond

Lolsofunny: Seriously What Kind Of Sick Person Puts A Zebra In A Coloring Book Time To Shine

Hilariously Offensive

Hilariously Offensive

Unclefather: Some Lady Behind Me At The Bank Smacked Her Child And Said “Dont Put Ya Fingas In Ya Ass”

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