cuntakinte: I keep having this recurring dream where I’m being chased by a giant bottle of mouthwash and when I open my mouth to scream all I can do is gargle

cuntakinte: I keep having this recurring dream where I’m being chased by a giant bottle of mouthwash and when I open my mouth to scream all I can do is gargle

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Hatsuhannaharu: What If Birds Aren’t Singing And They’re Screaming Because They Are Afraid Of Heights

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Wax-Ataraxic: Hey Mom I’m Home From School

Karfapian: My Anthropology Teacher Was Talking About Evolution And He Said “Some Creatures Are Just Born To Die” And I Was Just Like

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Carry-On-My-Spooky-Sons: #Bless Sebastian Roche #Bless Matt Cohen #Bless Butts#Amen

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Lnnea: I Wanna Be Rich

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Sticky-Minaj: My Dad Tried To Use My Sister’s Hello Kitty Shampoo In The Shower And He Just Screamed “Hello Kitty More Like Hello Shitty”

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