karfapian: my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like

karfapian: my anthropology teacher was talking about evolution and he said “some creatures are just born to die” and i was just like

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Carry-On-My-Spooky-Sons: #Bless Sebastian Roche #Bless Matt Cohen #Bless Butts#Amen

Ice Ice Baby

Lnnea: I Wanna Be Rich

🌟 The Air Club 🌟

Morticiamunroe: Gofuckyourselftomhiddleston: This Is So Accurate It Fucking Hurts. Everybody Go Home. The Internet Is Over

Sticky-Minaj: My Dad Tried To Use My Sister’s Hello Kitty Shampoo In The Shower And He Just Screamed “Hello Kitty More Like Hello Shitty”

I Got In A 4 Car Pile-Up When I Was Sixteen, Like, On My 2Nd Week Of Driving.

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Thestoryoverboard: Baby Polar Bear Being Taken Care Of As It Is Taught How To Walk. Oh. My. God. The First Gif What Is Life Im Done I Give Up

I Like How On My Birthday I Get Presents And Money I Get Paid For Being Born I Get Paid For Living

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