i like how on my birthday i get presents and money i get paid for being born i get paid for living

i like how on my birthday i get presents and money i get paid for being born i get paid for living

Things That Are There

Things That Are There

Graveyardexplorers: I Don’t Get It But I’ll Laugh Anyway Because You’re Hot

Africans: I Hate The Pressure That Comes From Sharing A Bag Of Chips With A Friend When I Get My Hand In There And Just Can’t Get A Good Grab On The Chips Somehow And Im Crinklin Up The Bag And Ruffling The Chips All Around And My Buddy Is All Hovering

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Inkplink: Alldolleddown: Tumblr It Is 6 In The Afternoon And I Am So Done With You “I Hope Buzz-Senpai Notices Me”

Cliterallysame: Omfg Google Maps

Thewisepickle:

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Hurrying: Lets Play A Game Aka Reblog This And Then Everyone Who Sees It On Their Dash Will Click The Little Plus Sign And Reblog This And Then We All Have Cool New Followers And Follow Cool New Blogs Its A Win Win All The Cool Kids Are Doing It.

Arabla

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