mike-mills: Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average! Below average!

mike-mills: Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average! Below average!

Because-Yolo: So Today I Went To The Bank With My Mom And She Was Getting Money And She Said “You Have To Keep This Money In A Safe Place” So I Went To Her Ear And Whispered “In My Butthole” And I Guess The Bank Lady Heard Me Because She Started

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Almosteverythingandanything: Emma Watson

Gaycrusader: It Only Takes 2 Ingredients To Make A Baby Does That Not Blow Your Mind Like At Least There Should Be Some Flour Or Something

Palesexuality: Why Aren’t There Friend Pick Up Lines Pick Up Lines To Make Friends Like “Hey Thats A Cute Dress You Know Where It Would Look Better? On Nobody Else Because You’re A Beautiful Individual”

Imjohnlocked: Itsanexperimentjohn: Artemissherwood: Treesong: Abhorsening: How’s This Is This Okay Oh My God This Is The Most Accurate Gif Of My Life ^^This Yes Precisely Good Accurate ^^ Oh God What

Oomshi: Are You From El Salvador Cause You’re El Salvadorable

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Wherethesidewalkends7: Alwayssnape96: Do You Ever Just Recall A Time When You Were Really, Really Awkward And Just Cringe At Yourself And Your Social Interactions And Just Oh My God Why Do You Mean Yesterday? Daily

Anders-Holmdick: God I Am So Tired Of People Throwing Roses At My Feet As I Walk By

Kocainekat: Brigwife: Girlwhowasonfire: “If This Gets To 100,000 Notes My Mom Said I Could-“ If This Gets To 100,000 Notes, Your Mum Will Buy You A Stop Sign?? We Will Get You That Stop Sign ^This

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