dicknerd: one time i had a waiter that was so hot i forgot what orange juice was called

dicknerd: one time i had a waiter that was so hot i forgot what orange juice was called

Shavingryansprivates: I Dont Actually Know What Any Of Your Icons Are I Just Recognize The Colors And Patterns

Snapchatting: Did Christmas Happen? I Don’t Think Christmas Happened

Therealhamster: Laughs For 10 Minutes Stops Catches Breath Thinks About What Made Me Laugh Laughs For 10 More Minutes

Hiyokoizumi: If You Hav E A Crush On Me, Please Follow These Steps: Tell Me Plea S E

Rneerkat: How The Heck Do People Shoplift, Thats So Much Weight To Pick Up, An Entire Store

Tupacabra: I Dialed 666 And It Rang Twice And Then Went To Voicemail??? The Devil Fckin Saw That I Was Calling, Decided I Wasn’t Worth His Time, And Hit Decline???? Wow. Fuck A Fake Friend Where Ya Real Friends At…………….

Seifukucat: &Amp;Ldquo;Push! Push!&Amp;Rdquo; The Nurse Screams In The Delivery Room. I Can’t Believe I’m Going To Lose A Push-Up Contest In Front Of My Newborn Son

Tothefridgeandbeyond: Everyone’s So Sexual On Tumblr But Half Of Us Are Virgins

Lovelynobody00: Pickup Line: Wanna Watch This Murder Documentary With Me?

Bunnelby: My New Years Resolution Is 1080P

Lamebert: Caterpillars Have More Muscles Than Humans But I’d Like To See One Try To Fight Me Irl And See What Happens

Angryscot: Seeing Someone Cute In Public W/ Ur Parents Seeing Someone Cute In Public W/ Ur Friends

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