slcye: what if eyebrows were under ur eyes I didn’t need that at all

slcye: what if eyebrows were under ur eyes I didn’t need that at all

Pantryraids: Why Do Dads Sneeze So Loud

Princeowl: When I Meet People Who Dont Like Birds

Grrrlfever: My Life Became 600% Better When I Started Acting Like A Self Obsessed Piece Of Shit Like 10/10 Would Recommend Even If U Don’t Actually Genuinely Love Yourself Its Fuckin Fun To Act Like You Think You’re The Human Embodiment Of Perfection

Deathtofuckingdestiny: Supalove: Thinksquad: This Girl Was Crying And Begging The Policeman Not To Hit Her Or Any Of Her Friends. Then The Policeman Started Crying As Well And He Said To Her: “You Just Hold On Girl.” The Photo Comes From Protests

Danceycorpse: Condescendingchristian: This Pic Honestly Says It All I Don’t Know What I Expected

Socialjusticeteruteru: I Do Not Like Them Sam I Am I Do Not Like

Fmj556X45: Smith &Amp;Amp; Wesson 10-70.38 Special Caliber Revolver. 2” Snubnose With Nickel Finish And Fancy Mexican Gold And Silver Grips.

Croutoncat: People Who Randomly Decide To Compliment You Are So Important

Flrebender: Do Not Yell At Me For Saying Sorry Too Much Because I Will Accidentally Apologize Even More And Sorry

Ziallsocraycray: “All Math Problems Can Be Done Without A Calculator”

Bilboh: One Time In Sixth Grade This Kid Shouted “Urethra” Instead Of “Eureka”

Potatoandotherwise: In Math Today My Teacher Asked What Makes A Number Perfect And I Said Its Dazzling Personality And She Almost Kicked Me Out

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