shitdickfuckmothafucka: “Are you koalafied to handle that kind of equipment?”

shitdickfuckmothafucka: “Are you koalafied to handle that kind of equipment?”

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Ask-Gallows-Callibrator: Levi-Has-The-Booty: Teacher: Reading A Book Is Better Than Sex. [Class Titters] Teacher: It’s Like A 10-Hour Orgasm! [Laughter Increases] Girl Pipes Up: Yeah, And With A Book I Actually Get To Finish! [Boys’ Laughter Dies

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Luna-L0Vegoood: Thefatandfurious:we Live In A Scary World, Gals. This Is Revolting.

Commongayboy: I’m Pro-Hoe, Pro-Prude, Pro-Sex-On-The-First-Date, Pro-Only-With-A-Partner, Pro-No-Sex-Until-Marriage. Pro-Your-Body-Your-Rules.

Waluiqi:ive Been Ignoring Literally Everyone Lately Dont Hate Me I Just Have No Energy

Romanumeraltwo: Does Anyone Else Get Insanely Romantically Frustrated, Like I Know Sexual Frustration Is A Thing But Sometimes I Get Super Intense Cravings For Soft Kisses Or Make Out Sessions Or Cuddling Naps Or Things Like That And It’s Way More

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Nixpunk: I’m Not Like Other Girls. Actually, I’m Nothing Like Other Girls. And That Girl U Saw Get On The Bus Earlier Isn’t Like Other Girls Either. It’s Surprising, Really. It’s Almost As If Everybody Is Different From Each Other. Holy Shit

Fromonesurvivortoanother: 2014, Aka The Year Everything Hurt But Somehow I Didn’t Die

Foxnewsofficial: I Get So Affectionate When I’m Sleepy It’s Disgusting

Mymmm: Lanblake: Busy !! I’m On The Wrong Side Of The Damn Door *Pout

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