xplosivediarrhea: do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

xplosivediarrhea: do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

Rhapsodybrohemian: I Do This Thing Where I Think About Fucking You.

Tylenold: How Do I Lose Weight Quickly And Easily And Also How Do I Gain The Ability To Fly And Breathe Fire And How Do I Cheat Death

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Unclefather: I’ll Buy Myself A Big Ass Wedding Ring I’ll Marry My Own Damn Self

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Kushandwizdom: I Can Relate To This

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H0Odrich: Shoutout To Every Black And White Cat Named Oreo

Claydols: Ohana Means Family. Family Means Having Your Life Choices Questioned And Your Flaws Pointed Out To You

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Ragingpaige: Omfg I Was Walking Home From The Bus Stop And I Saw This Elderly Couple Where This Woman Was Pushing Her Husband In A Wheelchair And I Was Like “Aw That’s Cute” But As I Got Closer To Them I Heard Them Talking And She Was Like “You’re

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