buttmanreturns: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it irony man

buttmanreturns: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it irony man

Gayindustrialcomplex: Fag3000: Gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders Eat Their Parents All The Time And No One Cares When They Do It So What The Fuck Did You Eat Your Parents How About You Mind Your Own Business

European: Ordering Food Is So Stressful

Pembroke: I’m Like 80% Sure That The People Who Romanticize Snow Are The People Who Don’t Have To Live In Places That Get Over Half An Inch Of It.

Sexual Feelings

Spork: I Hate When I’m In Class, Working On My Personal Writing And Someone Leans Over And Goes “What R U Writing” Like Your Eulogy If You Don’t Back The Fuck Up You Soggy Lampshade

Proctalgia: I Love When Dogs Sigh. Its Like, Hey Bud, Long Day At The Office?

Macklemack: 50 Shades Of Dark Circles Under My Eyes

&Quot;We're All A Little Weird&Quot;

Cesaretimizi Yitirmeyiz

Frienclzone: Choking On Water Is The Worst Because How Do You Stop Choking? Drink Something? Well Ive Got Some Bad News For You

Dancybutt: &Amp;Ldquo;What State Do You Live In?&Amp;Rdquo; Constant Anxiety

Jpgay: Burn Down My School And I’ll Promote You

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