lovel-ylesbian: 6am messages to my dad because I’m home early from the party #banana

lovel-ylesbian: 6am messages to my dad because I’m home early from the party #banana

Fagdral: What If Your Friend Invited You To Spend The Night And Theyre Like “We’re Gonna Have To Share A Bed” And Its Like Ok Cool Whatever And Then You Go Into Their Room And It Looks Like This

Radioactiveredhead: Seriously What The Actual Fuck Was Andres Grandma On

Motherfuckingnazgul: The-Masters-Fallen-Angel: Geobytes: My Grandma Would Always X Out People In Her Yearbook And Write “Deceased” When One Of Her High School Classmates Died. We Often Found It Morbid. Grandma Wanted To Be The Last One Living.

Le Corps Est L’art De Vivre.

Bcperfect: Perfect Has 7 Letters And So Does Meeeeee

I Just Really Wanna Smoke And Get Rid Of This Headache

Surebrahh: I Blame Josh For Me Being So Sarcastic

Blissless: Constantly Checks Refrigerator Hoping Food Magically Appears

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Katiaobinger: The True American Experience Is Wondering If You Just Heard Firecrackers Or Gunshots

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) Vs. Parks &Amp;Amp; Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

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