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starllex: There’s this baby at my job and she’s SCREAMING and the mother keeps saying “Excuse me!” as if the fucking baby is going to get up, kneel, bow her head and say “my apologies”.

starllex:  There’s this baby at my job and she’s SCREAMING and the mother keeps

starllex:  There’s this baby at my job and she’s SCREAMING and the mother keeps

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