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internetmessiah: Hello, 911? twirls phone cord around finger sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

Cptnswns: I’m Constantly Torn Between Wanting To Watch New Shows, Re-Watching Old Shows And Attempting To Have A Life That Doesn’t Revolve Around Shows

Continueplease: After Reading That Dogs Lick The Mouths Of Whomever They Feel Is In Charge, I Just Feel Like This Dog Is Thinking “I Can’t Handle This Much Responsibility.”

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Geromykyle: Do U Ever Just Remember Your Friends Have Genitals And Get Weirded Out For A Second

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