theonefemmefatale: imnotjailbait: when ur trying to get right with god but your slut jam comes on y e s

theonefemmefatale: imnotjailbait: when ur trying to get right with god but your slut jam comes on y e s

Reasons I Want To Look Good For Myself For Myself To Plant The Seed Of Envy In Other Bitch’s Hearts For Myself

Norcal-Nostalgia: The Thing About Dating Me Is One Night You’ll Find Me In Boxers And A V Neck And The Next You’ll Find Me In Lacy Black Underwear. You Never Know What I Might Do.

Stability: Eating-Ass: Today At The Gym A Girl Was Checking Me Out And My Boyfriend Said “Im Gonna Flash Her My Butthole And Hiss To Ward Her Off” I’m Just Trying To Carry Out The Gay Agenda

Angelfeminist: So A Bisexual Girl Came Out To Her Bf And He Said “Theres No Such Thing People Like That Are Whores” And Broke Up With Heryou Know What She Did? Fucked His Sister

I Could Stay Naked After A Shower For Anywhere From 30 Minutes To 4 Hours.

Superb1A: When You Bullshit An Essay And Manage To Get A Good Grade.

Let’s Get Into It

There Is 2 Of Us On This Account

Shayeofodile:it’s Kinda Cool How Someone Can Just Pop Into Your Life All Of A Sudden And Become So Important To You Within Such A Small Amount Of Time. I Think That’s What Makes Life So Interesting Though. There’s Always A Reason To Be Hopeful For

Itstimetosmilee: I Doubt Vodka Is The Answer, But It’s Worth A Shot

Be Naked Footed

Be Naked Footed