confusedastronaut-: when i’m 21 im gonna go to a bar and order apple juice

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Mole: Walks Around House In Nothing But Underwear And Tshirt Complains About Being Cold

Follovved: &Amp;Ldquo;Thats A Lot Of Cream Cheese On Your Bagel&Amp;Rdquo; Yea Well Thats A Lot Of Asshole In Your Personality

Twitturds: Walk Into The Club Like Wait Nevermind Can We Go Home

Tvvink: I Want A Thigh Gap But My Balls Are In The Way

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Waterfallfish: I’m Sorry I’m Not Interesting Or Funny Or Pretty I’m Just Kinda Here

Lameborghini: Why Do People Expect So Much Of Me I Still Have To Use A Calculator To Find What 6 Times 8 Is

Remps: “Dude Look At The Personality On That Girl” “Oh Shit Man I’d Talk To Her All Night Long”

What The Even Heck!!!

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