shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving I can’t even use the microwave without burning my food.

shutupaubrey: i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving I can’t even use the microwave without burning my food.

Thefoodsoftheworldlady: New Years Resolutions: Get Laid Get Paid

Batfricans: Is There Anything Worse Than Hearing Your Own Recorded Voice I Think No

Gnarly: If You’re Going To Ignore My Texts You Might As Well Change My Contact Name To Terms And Condition

What The Even Heck!!!

Canadianslut: S&Amp;Amp;M By Rihanna Plays As I Walk Into Church

Still-Deciding-World: This Is One Of The Best Television Moments Ever

What The Even Heck!!!

What The Even Heck!!!

Flapjackers: The Struggle

Tearsofareaper: If Beyoncé Sneezed On Me I Would Say Thank You

Krystalrneth: I Hate It When Ur Swatting A Fly Away And U Accidentally Touch It

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