Moonager: One Time I Was On A Rollercoaster And A Guy’s Hat Fell Off During One Of The Loops But He Caught It When We Were Right Side Up Again, And I Have To Go My Whole Life Knowing I’ll Never Be As Cool As That Guy.
trillow: “hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”
