squidwardofficial: waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

squidwardofficial: waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

Things That Say A Lot About People: The Way Which They Treat The Waiter/Waitress How They Feel About The Weather Whether They Dog Ear Pages Or Highlight In Books Fingernails And Hands In General Their Preferred Creative Outlet How Much They Dread/Enjoy

Better Get Your Kids Vaccinated So They Don't Catch

Thickthighing: Chopstickly: Honestly Everyone That Gives Kim Shit Over Stuff Like This Is Doodoo! Don’t Act Like Your Momma Didn’t Suck Your Daddy’s Dick Before They Fucked And Made You God Take The Image Away

Atypicalblonde: One Time I Overslept And My Mom Came Into My Room To Wake Me Up And Said “You Had Better Get Up Or Else You’ll Be Rushing”. I Wanted To Say “If I’m Rushing Then So Be It” But Since I Was Still Half Asleep My Mind Changed “Rushing”

Yvm World

Dead-Girls-Do-Not-Cry:dacelio: Have U Ever Been In A Mood To Destroy Your Relationship With Everyone You Know Yes

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Madloveforya

Madloveforya

Starbuckers: I Drew These On With A Permanent Marker And Now My Mom Is Mad

Keettu: 🐉

Some Things Are Better Off Unsaid...

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