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vintagesonia: Jayne Mansfield on the set of Too Hot To Handle (1960)

vintagesonia: Jayne Mansfield on the set of Too Hot To Handle (1960)

vintagesonia:  Jayne Mansfield on the set of Too Hot To Handle (1960)

Thatfunnyblog: Wanna Laugh Out Loud?! 

Thatfunnyblog:  Wanna Laugh Out Loud?! 

Moustacheyoulequestion

Moustacheyoulequestion

Wakeywakey-Tea-And-Cakey: You Know When You’re Playing Uno And Someone Puts This Card Down And It’s Like They Just Punched You Straight In The Face And You Start To Wonder If You Could Ever Really Trust Them At All, If Everything Was Just A Game

Wakeywakey-Tea-And-Cakey:  You Know When You’re Playing Uno And Someone Puts This

Arockettothemaine: When I Feel Ugly And Gross About Myself I Just Remember That This Woman Was Able To Get Laid At Least 3 Times 

Arockettothemaine:  When I Feel Ugly And Gross About Myself I Just Remember That

Sassy-Asian-Butts: Wow I Swear Butts Is The Most Perfect Word Ever U Can Say It In Front Of A Kid Without Sounding Bad Doesn’t Sound Too Sexual Doesn’t Sound Too Childish  Sounds Funny But Very Serious At The Same Time If U Say “I Like Butts”

Sassy-Asian-Butts:  Wow I Swear Butts Is The Most Perfect Word Ever U Can Say It

Rissy

Rissy

Moustacheyoulequestion

Moustacheyoulequestion

Inhale Good Shit; Exhale Bullshit.

Inhale Good Shit; Exhale Bullshit.

Inhale Good Shit; Exhale Bullshit.

Inhale Good Shit; Exhale Bullshit.

Biteythevillain: Biteythevillain: What If Ur Bellybutton Screamed When U Covered It W/ A Shirt Cuz Its Scared Of The Dark How Fucking High Was I Last Night

Biteythevillain:  Biteythevillain:  What If Ur Bellybutton Screamed When U Covered

Moustacheyoulequestion

Moustacheyoulequestion

Inhale Good Shit; Exhale Bullshit.

Inhale Good Shit; Exhale Bullshit.

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