It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Dalekpoetry: Typhloslons: /Tagged/Me I…What Just Happened…?

Carlyreajepson: Sofalcondone: I’m Naked What’s Up Definitely Not Anyone’s Dick

Ggaga: I Hate How You’re Just Born Out Of Nowhere And You’re Forced To Go To School And Get Education So You Can Get A Job What If I Wanted To Be A Duck

Wtf?!?!

Aliceninephan: Pawsitiv: Itseasytoremember: Insert-Awesome-Title-Here: Finalellipsis: Good Morning, Here’s Your Newspaper. …And A Little Dance. He’s So Proud Of Himself. “We Just Got A Letter, We Just Got A Letter, We Just Got A Letter,

That Awkward Moment When You're Kicking Ass At Mario Kart, Then Realizing You've Been Watching The Wrong Screen.

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Awwww-Cute: Some Kind Of Ham Sandwich

Amoying: Amoying: What Does Ashley Tisdale Use To Write With????? A Sharpay

Ifsheetswerestates: Yeah, You Could Say I’m A Gamer

Nekama: How Do People On Tumblr Become So Interesting That People Actually Willingly Ask Them About Their Life Like I’ve Been Here For 3 Years And I’m Pretty Sure Half Of You Don’t Even Know My Name

Lost In The Sound

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