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“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number,

&Amp;Ldquo;If Moriarty Was About To Murder You, I Would Give Him A Call.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If Moriarty Was About To Murder You, I Would Give Him A Call.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Knew Nothing About You, I Would Flat Share With You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Knew Nothing About You, I Would Flat Share With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Was The St. Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Traffic Cone, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell You To Slow Down.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Was The St. Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Traffic Cone, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need A Good Coat And A Short Friend To Look &Amp;Lsquo;Tall,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need A Good Coat And A Short Friend To Look &Amp;Lsquo;Tall,&Amp;Rsquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;A Black Lotus Flower Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I Can Put In Your Mouth.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;A Black Lotus Flower Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I Can Put In Your

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Have Five Children.&Amp;Rdquo; Okay, So This One&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually A Bit Of An Inside Joke&Amp;Hellip; My Ex-Boyfriend, (Whom I Am No Longer On Speaking Terms With), Has A Daughter Now, And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Persistently Trying To Inform Me Of This Fact.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Have Five Children.&Amp;Rdquo;  Okay, So This One&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually

&Amp;Ldquo;I Wish Mike Stamford Would Introduce Us.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Wish Mike Stamford Would Introduce Us.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Pretend To Be Drunk Just To Go For A Ride With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Pretend To Be Drunk Just To Go For A Ride With You.&Amp;Rdquo;

Psycotus: I Need To Stop But This Is Just Too Funny Xd Oh God I Need A Life… I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think U.m.q.r.a. Jokes Are Ever Going To Get Old.

Psycotus:  I Need To Stop But This Is Just Too Funny Xd Oh God I Need A Life…

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