“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”

&Amp;Ldquo;So&Amp;Hellip; I Heard You Like People Who Wear Long Coats, Fling Themselves Through Windows, And Fake Their Deaths.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Multiply Like Bluebell.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Cannot Eliminate Being With You, Therefore It Must Not Be Impossible.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Forget Andrew West&Amp;Rsquo;S Missile Plans&Amp;Hellip; The Real Missile Is The One In My Pants.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Bet I Can Make You Thirstier Than Greg Alone At A Wedding.&Amp;Rdquo;

Merry Christmas (Or Whatever You Celebrate), Tumblr! Here Is The Source For The &Amp;Ldquo;Missile Toe&Amp;Rdquo; Image.

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Be Kate Middleton For Me To Treat You Like Royalty.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Star Sign? I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Mine Because I Deleted The Solar System.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Hope Our Relationship Lasts Longer Than John&Amp;Rsquo;S Mustache.&Amp;Rdquo;

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